1. Ti si se zajebao/la, tj ukucao/la si pogresšan URL unutar
našeg domena.
Rešenje: idi na glavnu
Činč stranu pa nažđi sšta ti treba
2. Mi smo se zajebali, tj. nešto ne valja u našoj internoj
navigaciji, tj. ti si bio/la na nekoj strani i kliknuo/la na neki link
u kome je path pogresšno ukucan.
Rešenje: Budi drug/arica i O'MA skreni pažnju našem vebmasteru
kretenu
(Luki, to jest meni). To se dešava svakom, jer humanum errare jest.
3. Neko treći se zajebao/la, to jest ti si se ovde zatekao/la preko
boga pitaj kog linka odnekud, to jest ti i ne znaš ko smo mi i šta
je ovo.
Rešenje: kad si se večć zatekao/la, upoznaj se
sa našom delatnošću, mi smo odličan
beogradski bend, imamo izdanje u Japanu itd, a na sajtu ima jako zabavnih
i korisnih sadržina, ovoga mi krsta +.
4. Ti i nisi ljudsko biće, dakle ti i nisi Jakovljević,
nego si neki veći izdajnik, na primer neki crawler, mail harvesting
bot ili tome sličan skot.
Rešenje: želimo ti u životu sve najgore, i tebi i onom
ko te napravio, crkni pička li ti materina, jebem li ti milu majku
u oko po sred pičke. OSIM, ako se zoveš Googlebot, na tebe se
ovo ne odnosi, ti znaš da te mi gotivimo i poštujemo, od velike
si nam koristi bio, budi i dalje, posetioce nam dovedi, и не
вједи нас во
искушенија,
но избави нас
от лукаваго,
аамииин...
1. You are wrong - which means that you accidentaly mistyped an
URL inside our domain.
Sollution: Nobody died. Go to Cinc
front page and find what you need.
2. We are wrong - which means something is wrong in our internal
navigation, so you clicked on some link that has a incorrect path.
Sollution: Be a pal and IMMEDIATELLY tell it to our moron
webmaster (Luka, that is me). It can happen to anyone, because humanum errare
is.
3. Someone else is wrong, which means that you came here following
some lousy link from somewhere, so you actually don't know who we are and
what is this.
Sollution: Since you are already here, you don't have to run away. We are
a great band from Belgrade,
Serbia. This site has most of it's content in English as well. You won't
be dissapointed.
4. You are indeed not a human being, but some crawler, mail harvesting
bot or some other hot shot.
Sollution: We wish you all the worst in your miserable life, both to you
and to the jerk-off that made you, die slowly and painfully. UNLESS if your
name is Googlebot - you know that we like you and respect you, you have
been of great use to us so far, and let it keep on that way, o, bring us
new visitors, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil,
amen...